Boys are always Happy Creatures...
WHY?
1. Their last name stays with them forever.
2. Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat.
3. A five day vacation requires only one jeans.
4. If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend.
5. The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades.
6. They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.
7. They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies....
SANTA AUR CHEMIST!!
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Santa Chemist Ke Pass Gaya
Aur Bola: “Bhai Kuch Help Chahiye”
Chemist: “Haan Bolo?”
Aur Santa Ne Apni Davayi Ki Bottle Mein Se
Ek Chamach Chemist Ko Pila Ke Pucha:“Meetha Hai Kya?”
Chemist: “Nahi To, Kyu Kya Hai Ye”
Santa: “Bas Yahi Puchna Tha,
Doctor Ne Kaha Tha Ki Chemist Ke Paas Jakar Urine Test Karwa Kar Pata Karo Ki Urine Mein Sugar Hai Ke Nahi“
CHEMIST SHOCKED SANTA ROCK...
!! 2 stupid girls!!
two girlzz were playing chess
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girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
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girl 2: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. .
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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai. .
Boy: Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.
both girlzz: Nahi, tum to hume aasani se hara doge.
Boy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.
both girl: fir bhi hum haar jayenge
Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
both girlzz: Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.
(The joke still doesn't end.)
Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se...
!! A cute love story... !!
GIRL: Kya me tumhen pyari lagti hoon?
BOY. Nahi
GIRL: kya tum mere 7 rehna chahte ho?
BOY:Nahi
Girl. Agar me mar jaon to aap ro ge?
BOY. Nahi
Ladki udas ho gayi usay bahut dukh hua or Wo rone lagi
Ladke ne usay apne qareeb kiya Or kaha
Tum Pyari nahi bahut Khubsoorat ho
Mein tumhare7 rehna nahi balki Jeena chahta hoon
Or
Agar tumhen kuch ho gaya to Me rounga Nahi MAR jaonga.!
What A "Boys" msg for the All LOVER's...!! its real love...
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The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!
I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what I found?
Yes, your daughter, my wife, with a guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever !"
"Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law.
"There is something very...
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend...
She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy,
texted back:
I'm on the toilet....
Lady's knowledge about a car.
A woman went to a Maruti dealer and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there...
Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)Boy: But why do you treat me like that? Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)Boy: Ok good night dear, I just wanted to tell you that today I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and I have reserved 20k for your shopping... but I think...Girl (typing): Ohh! Hi dear... Actually mum was there that's why I couldn't reply... N wow darling that's a great news... I love you a lot... N when shall we go...
A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question. He uses phone-a-friend helpline, and chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer.
Amitabh Bachchan: Girlfriend ji, Namashkaar, mein Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hun KBC se. Abhi aapke mitra aap se ek prashan puchenge aur aap ko sirf 30 seconds mein us prashan ka uttar dene hai. Aapka samay shuru hota hai ab...
Boy reads out the question and the 4 options...
Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka ? Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni !!! Byeeeee.....
Peter : I want my money now !Tom : I will kill myself so that I won't pay you.."he pulled a gun & shot himself & dead"Peter : hahaha..... If u think u'll get away with my money ur wrong,I'll follow you until you pay me..Peter takes the gun n shot him self dead as well..Santa was watching from a distance he laughed & said : these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end....he also took the gun and killed himself !TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END....
Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan.Amitabh: "Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?"Santa: "Yes."Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."Santa: "I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta."Banta answers the phone: "Hello?"Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh...
1.College:" Yaadein..
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2.Pricipal:" Jaani Dushman..
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3.Classes:" Kabhi kabhi..
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4.Canteen:" Kabhi alvida na kehna..
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5.Course:" Godzilla..
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6.Exams:" Kalyug..
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7.Examination hall:" Chamberof secret..
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8.Exam-time:" Qayamat se qayamt tak..
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9. Question paper:" Paheli..
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10.Answer paper:" Kora kagaz..
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11.Cheating:" Aksar/Chupke chupke..
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12. Paper out:" Plan
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13.Examiner:" The killer
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14.Last exam:" Independence day
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15.Paper correction:" Andha kanoon
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16.Marks:" Assambhav
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17.Result:" Murder
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18.Pass:" Ajjoba Chamatkar
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Exams Life...
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9am:"Wake-up
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10am:"Breakfast
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11am:"Thinking 2 score 80%
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12am:"Watch TV
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1pm:"Lunch
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2pm:"Thodi neend le ke padhenge dimagh set hoga ..
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4pm:"Games
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5pm:"Thinking 2 score 60%
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6pm:"Troubling friends "kuch padha ??
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8pm:"Searching books.
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9pm:"Dinner
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10pm:"Lo bhai light gayi..
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11pm:"plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de...
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12pm:"Aaj to "Bhad Me Jaye Padhai" kal se pakka padhunga... :...
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..
last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- on...
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher
Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
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Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge,
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya..
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Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya..
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Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo WahiKa Wahi Reh Gya..
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Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Kamini
TeacharHai Jinka dehant ho gya... :...
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BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.
GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.
BOY : Which one ?
GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.
BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.
GIRL : Which one ?
BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!
GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu
Boy: Can i Kiss u?
Girl: Condom laye ho?
Boy: kiss k liye condom?
Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho
jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangog...
Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :
Mujhe ek Purse mila hai, jisme 5000 cash. . .
ek Credit Card aur uska ID mila hai...
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Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain...
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Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???
Pappu : Nahi...
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Main chahta hu ki uske liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye....
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola: bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
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Santa:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya
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Phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya
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aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....??
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Santa:- ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2din se tezz bukhar h...
Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong tha, bus
me ja raha tha..
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Conductor:" Bhaisahab Ticket
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Pahalwaan:" ham Ticket nahi liya karte..
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Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuch kar na saka, par
vo ye baat dil pe le gaya aur gym join kar liya..
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Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aur pahalwaan bolta
ham ticket nhi lete
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Aise 6 months nikal gye...
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Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda ho gya...
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Agle Din conductor:" Bhai ticket lele..
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Pahalwaan:" Hum ticket nhi lete..
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Conductor:" chaati dikhate hue "Q nhi leta bey ??
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Pahalwaan:"...
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BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.
GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.
BOY : Which one ?
GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.
BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.
GIRL : Which one ?
BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!
GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu
Boy: Can i Kiss u?
Girl: Condom laye ho?
Boy: kiss k liye condom?
Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho
jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangog...
Police ne 2 ladkon aur ek ladki ko pakda.
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Police:" Tumhara naam kya hai.. ??
1st boy:" Mera naam Kishan hai aur mai baansuri
baja raha tha..
Police:" Achha tum jao..
Tumhara naam kya hai.. ??
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2nd boy:" Mera naam Kanhaiya hai aur mai
baansuri baja raha tha..
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Police:" Achha tum bhi jao..
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Police to girl:" Aur tum bhi baansuri baja rahi
hogi.. ??
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Girl:" Nahi mera hi naam Baansuri ha...
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital....
Pappu, Santa & Banta Bike pe ja rahe the.
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Wo log Signal tod dete hai aur Traffic Police wala unhe rokta hai...
But wo log nahi rukte.
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Age jake Traffic Police wala unhe pakad Leta hai aur kehta hai ke abbe tujhe rokne ke liye bola tha na.. Ruka kyu nahi?
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Pappu kehta hai abbe Dhakkan tere ko dikhai nahi deta kya? pehle se 3 baithe hai tujhe kaha bithayenge..?!! ...
Boy : Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho ?
Girl : Who's this ?
Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...
Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......
Boy : Yes but how you know me ??
Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....
Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....?
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..
Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!! ...
A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl:"Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:"Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
Girl:"R u married.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:"Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaj...
Story: once a boy was smoking atairport.
Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti...
Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,Wo car meri he hai...
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ..
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Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar mein dance kar rahi thi..
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(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)
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Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat maangi...
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Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.'
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Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn Taqsim kar raha tha,
Tab Aap kahan the..??
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Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki Muskurate huey Kaha,'
Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi thi,
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Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le raha tha....
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Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n meri gulam ki tarah Nach Rahi hai..
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Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
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"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn Waale...
Hindi Teacher:" Prasang Sahit nimnlikhit Pankti ka varnan Kijiye:
"Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye.."
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Student:" Ye Pankti bollywood ke prasidh Kavi Shri Salman Khan ke chal chitra ''Dabang'' ke "Munni Badnaam" namak kavita se li gyi hai..
Is kavita mein Kavi mayavi Sundri Malaika arora ko sambodhit karte huye pyar mein badnaam hone ki prerna dete hai..
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Kavi ne is kavita ke madhyam se munni ki tulna jhandu baam aur atom bomb se ki hai..
is kavita se hume kavi ki gehri soch aur tulnatmak smriti ka ehsaas hota hai..:) ...
Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”
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Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
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Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
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Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the...
Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan.....
Dono me jab jhagda hua to bahut hua Nuksaan.
Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek samadhan.
Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam rakha INSAAN.
Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di..... Krodh, Ghamand aur Jalan.
Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye..... Pyaar, Daya aur Sammaan,
Bhagwan se muskurakar bola fir shaitan.
Na tera Nuksaan..... Na mera Nuksaan.
Tu Jeetey ya Mein Jeetu,
HAAREGA INSAAN...
Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ko
Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya..
Uske Paas Paise Nahi The,
Wo ApniJeb Main Ek Coackroach Le kar Gaya,
Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad,
Usne Soup Mangaya Aur Usme Cockroach Daal Diya,
Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai,
Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho
”Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya..
Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi,
Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya,
Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soup...
Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta hai.. ??
Papu:"Ha ghar pe hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo..
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NEXT DAY papu:"Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dekhao..
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3 din bad Papu bag le ke store aya aur bola:"Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh lo..
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SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:"Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??
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Papu:"Ye meri Potty hai, aur mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai...:p:O ...
Shohar Biwi Se: Ye kya !!! Tum Ek Aur Saree Le Aayi ??? Abhi Parso Hi Toh ...
Biwi Chilla kar boli: Kya Parso ???
Bolo ...
Bolo ...
Kya Kaha Tumne ???
Ruk Kyun Gaye ???
Kya Parso ???
Parso Kya ??? Bolo Jaldi !!! Jaldi Bolo Naa ...
Bataao Kya Parso ???
Shohar: Kuchh Nahi Jaanu, Mai toh bas yeh keh raha tha ki Parso bhi EK HI Saree laayi thi Pagli, Aaj toh 2 Le Aati...
Result Agar Achchha ho .
Maa: "Bhagwan Ki Kripa Hai. .
Papa: "Beta Kiska Hai. .
Dost: "Chal Daaru Peete Hai.
Result Agar Bura Ho. .
Maa: "Aag Lage Is Mobile Me. .
Papa: "Laad Pyar Ne Bigaad Diya. .
Dost: "Chal Daaru Peete Hai. .
Birthday Par.. .
Maa: "Jug Jug Jiye Mera Beta. .
Papa: "Hamesha Aage Badhe. .
Dost: "Chal Daaru Peete Hai. .
LOVE Me Fail Hone Par. .
Maa: "Beta Bhool ja Usko. .
Papa: "Mard Ban Mard. .
Dost: "Chal Daaru Peete Hai.. . . . .
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Moral: "Dost Kabhi Nahi Badal...
Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually I am the BOSS..
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5 Doctor, 5 Engineer Aur 1 Teacher Helicopter Ki Rassi se latke the.. .
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Pilot ne kaha, wajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi Rassi chor de, . .
Teacher bola ye Kurbani main dunga..
TALIYAN Bajaiye, . .
Aur sare Doctor Taali bajane lage Aur Wajan kam ho gaya.. .
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Moral of the story: "Chahe Doctor ban jao ya Engineer, Par Guru Hamesa Guru hi hota hai....
Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Questions kuchh is tarah k the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon hai... ...
Student Ki Notebook Ke Last Page pe Kya Milega ??
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1. ) Love % Check Krne Wala Game
2. ) Pen Ko Chalane Ke Liye Nikali Gayi Ink
3. ) Silent Class Mein Baat Karne Ke Liye Likhi Gayi Batein
4. ) Exams K Liye Importants
5. ) Test Ki Dates
6. ) Cross Vs Zero Game
7. ) Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka Name Aur Us Pe Pen Se Itna Ghisa Hua Ki Koi Padh Na Le..
8. ) Apna Sign With Different Types...
4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, .
Unho Ne 1 Plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, .
Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, .
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Punchure Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, . .
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
Principal Ne Maan Liya Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, .
Question : "Konsa Tyre Punchure Hua Tha..?? .
1 : "Front Right"
2 : "Front Left"
3 : "Back Right"
4 : "Back Left" .
Note:" Agar Sabka Answer Same Hua to Sab Pass.. :P ;) ...
Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat Conversation :
Boy: Hey!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi
Girl: Bye!
Boy: Why?
Girl: Didn't heard What I Said? Get Lost!
Boy: Okay As you Wish!
But I Wanna Say Something to You!
Girl: What? Say Fast, I don't have Time!
Boy: *Laughing* If I Ever Wanted to Commit a Suicide,
I'll Definitely Jump from your Ego Level to your IQ Level!
Now Get Lost Saali Chudail......
Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat Conversation :
Boy: Hey!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi
Girl: Bye!
Boy: Why?
Girl: Didn't heard What I Said? Get Lost!
Boy: Okay As you Wish!
But I Wanna Say Something to You!
Girl: What? Say Fast, I don't have Time!
Boy: *Laughing* If I Ever Wanted to Commit a Suicide,
I'll Definitely Jump from your Ego Level to your IQ Level!
Now Get Lost Saali Chudail......
Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat Conversation :
Boy: Hey!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi
Girl: Bye!
Boy: Why?
Girl: Didn't heard What I Said? Get Lost!
Boy: Okay As you Wish!
But I Wanna Say Something to You!
Girl: What? Say Fast, I don't have Time!
Boy: *Laughing* If I Ever Wanted to Commit a Suicide,
I'll Definitely Jump from your Ego Level to your IQ Level!
Now Get Lost Saali Chudail......
Wife: I love you baby...!
Husband: (softly) I love you too..!!
Wife: Aise kyun bola...! ??
Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha...!!
Wife: Doston ke saath toh bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hidrame karte ho...!
Husband: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai...!!
Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega toh 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi..!
Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas...!!
Wife: Mere saath hi yeh sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi...
Sonia gandhi 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class me akar boli baccho ko sawal puchna hai to pucho
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Pappu bola mere 3 sawal hai..
Q.1 aap khud prime minister q
nahi bani ??
Q.2 ramleela maidan me police
kisne bheji ??
Q.3 aapka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai ??
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Isse pehle ki Sonia jawab deti half tym ki bell ho gyi..
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After half tym
Santa khadha hokar bola Mam
mere 5 sawal hai..
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3 to Pappu wale hai
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Q.4:" Half tym ki bell 20 min pehle kaise baji ??
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Or akhiri sawal..
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