!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

Pappu in Hotel: Main yahan nahin rahunga.

Mere paise wapas karo.

Itna chhota room?

Na hi koi khidki na hi koi balcony?

Mujhe jaanwar samjha hai kya?

Waiter: Mere Baap, Upar chal, yeh LIFT hai...

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simple explanation.....

The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!
I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what I found?

Yes, your daughter, my wife, with a guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever !"

"Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law.

"There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must
be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out
what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"I told you there must be a simple explanation..... she didn't receive your E-mail !"

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Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi...

Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi:
Pappu tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
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Use yaad aaya..
BIJLI to 2 din se band hai,
jaldi se wapas utha or bola: Sala dara diya mujhe to..!!

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Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya

Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :
Mujhe ek Purse mila hai, jisme 5000 cash. . .
ek Credit Card aur uska ID mila hai...
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Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain...
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Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???

Pappu : Nahi...
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Main chahta hu ki uske liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye..

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During an English lesson.....

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her.

Teacher:
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Pappu, join these two sentences together...

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
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Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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Pappu, Santa & Banta Bike pe ja rahe the.

Pappu, Santa & Banta Bike pe ja rahe the.
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Wo log Signal tod dete hai aur Traffic Police wala unhe rokta hai...
But wo log nahi rukte.
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Age jake Traffic Police wala unhe pakad Leta hai aur kehta hai ke abbe tujhe rokne ke liye bola tha na.. Ruka kyu nahi?
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Pappu kehta hai abbe Dhakkan tere ko dikhai nahi deta kya? pehle se 3 baithe hai tujhe kaha bithayenge..?!! :P

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Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho

Boy : Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho ?

Girl : Who's this ?

Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!

Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...

Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?

Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......

Boy : Yes but how you know me ??

Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....

Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....?

Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..
Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!! :P

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Pappu ne exam k liye...

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Questions kuchh is tarah k the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon hai... ??

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