Life in Movies...

1.College:" Yaadein.. .. 2.Pricipal:" Jaani Dushman.. .. 3.Classes:" Kabhi kabhi.. .. 4.Canteen:" Kabhi alvida na kehna.. .. 5.Course:" Godzilla.. .. 6.Exams:" Kalyug.. .. 7.Examination hall:" Chamberof secret.. .. 8.Exam-time:" Qayamat se qayamt tak.. .. 9. Question paper:" Paheli.. .. 10.Answer paper:" Kora kagaz.. .. 11.Cheating:" Aksar/Chupke chupke.. .. 12. Paper out:" Plan .. 13.Examiner:" The killer .. 14.Last exam:" Independence day .. 15.Paper correction:" Andha kanoon .. 16.Marks:" Assambhav .. 17.Result:" Murder .. 18.Pass:" Ajjoba Chamatkar .. 19. Fail:" Devdas .. 20.Supplementar y:"Aakhri raasta .. 21.Vacation:" Waah life ho toaisi....

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Exams Life...

Exams Life... .. 9am:"Wake-up .. 10am:"Breakfast .. 11am:"Thinking 2 score 80% .. 12am:"Watch TV .. 1pm:"Lunch .. 2pm:"Thodi neend le ke padhenge dimagh set hoga .. .. 4pm:"Games .. 5pm:"Thinking 2 score 60% .. 6pm:"Troubling friends "kuch padha ?? .. 8pm:"Searching books. .. 9pm:"Dinner .. 10pm:"Lo bhai light gayi.. .. 11pm:"plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de... .. 12pm:"Aaj to "Bhad Me Jaye Padhai" kal se pakka padhunga... :D:D

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Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki . . . Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge, . . Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya.. . . Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya.. . . Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo WahiKa Wahi Reh Gya.. . . . . Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Kamini TeacharHai Jinka dehant ho gya... :O:D

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Touching words by a Father...

Touching words by a Father....!!!!!
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If u think that your Dad, Mom, and ur Teacher are strict and harassing you........


Wait for a wife.... then u will love them all !!! 

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I Love U....

Boy: I Love U .

Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . .

Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . . . .

MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye.. !!

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During an English lesson.....

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her.

Teacher:
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Pappu, join these two sentences together...

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
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Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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Hindi Teacher and student

Hindi Teacher:" Prasang Sahit nimnlikhit Pankti ka varnan Kijiye:

"Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye.."
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Student:" Ye Pankti bollywood ke prasidh Kavi Shri Salman Khan ke chal chitra ''Dabang'' ke "Munni Badnaam" namak kavita se li gyi hai..

Is kavita mein Kavi mayavi Sundri Malaika arora ko sambodhit karte huye pyar mein badnaam hone ki prerna dete hai..
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Kavi ne is kavita ke madhyam se munni ki tulna jhandu baam aur atom bomb se ki hai..

is kavita se hume kavi ki gehri soch aur tulnatmak smriti ka ehsaas hota hai..:) :D

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