!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

Pappu in Hotel: Main yahan nahin rahunga.

Mere paise wapas karo.

Itna chhota room?

Na hi koi khidki na hi koi balcony?

Mujhe jaanwar samjha hai kya?

Waiter: Mere Baap, Upar chal, yeh LIFT hai...

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Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi...

Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi:
Pappu tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
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Use yaad aaya..
BIJLI to 2 din se band hai,
jaldi se wapas utha or bola: Sala dara diya mujhe to..!!

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Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya

Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :
Mujhe ek Purse mila hai, jisme 5000 cash. . .
ek Credit Card aur uska ID mila hai...
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Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain...
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Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???

Pappu : Nahi...
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Main chahta hu ki uske liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye..

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Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho

Boy : Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho ?

Girl : Who's this ?

Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!

Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...

Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?

Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......

Boy : Yes but how you know me ??

Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....

Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....?

Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..
Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!! :P

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Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai...

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ko
Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya..
Uske Paas Paise Nahi The,
Wo ApniJeb Main Ek Coackroach Le kar Gaya,
Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad,
Usne Soup Mangaya Aur Usme Cockroach Daal Diya,
Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai,
Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho
”Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya..

Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi,
Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya,
Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soup Order Kiya,

To Reply Mila Ki Soup Khatam Ho Gaya hai...:p :O :D :D

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PAPPU KE KARNAME!!!!!!!!!

Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta hai.. ??
Papu:"Ha ghar pe hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo..
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NEXT DAY papu:"Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dekhao..
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3 din bad Papu bag le ke store aya aur bola:"Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh lo..
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SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:"Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??
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Papu:"Ye meri Potty hai, aur mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai...:p:O :D

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Pappu ne exam k liye...

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Questions kuchh is tarah k the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon hai... ??

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