A Romantic Wife

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend...

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy,

texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise what should i send you.

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Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi...

Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi:
Pappu tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
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Use yaad aaya..
BIJLI to 2 din se band hai,
jaldi se wapas utha or bola: Sala dara diya mujhe to..!!

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Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya

Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :
Mujhe ek Purse mila hai, jisme 5000 cash. . .
ek Credit Card aur uska ID mila hai...
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Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain...
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Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???

Pappu : Nahi...
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Main chahta hu ki uske liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye..

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Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan.....

Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan.....

Dono me jab jhagda hua to bahut hua Nuksaan.

Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek samadhan.

Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam rakha INSAAN.

Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di..... Krodh, Ghamand aur Jalan.

Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye..... Pyaar, Daya aur Sammaan,

Bhagwan se muskurakar bola fir shaitan.

Na tera Nuksaan..... Na mera Nuksaan.

Tu Jeetey ya Mein Jeetu,

HAAREGA INSAAN..

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PAPPU KE KARNAME!!!!!!!!!

Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta hai.. ??
Papu:"Ha ghar pe hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo..
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NEXT DAY papu:"Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dekhao..
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3 din bad Papu bag le ke store aya aur bola:"Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh lo..
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SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:"Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??
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Papu:"Ye meri Potty hai, aur mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai...:p:O :D

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Power of Wife !!!

Shohar Biwi Se: Ye kya !!! Tum Ek Aur Saree Le Aayi ??? Abhi Parso Hi Toh ...

Biwi Chilla kar boli: Kya Parso ???

Bolo ...

Bolo ...

Kya Kaha Tumne ???

Ruk Kyun Gaye ???

Kya Parso ???

Parso Kya ??? Bolo Jaldi !!! Jaldi Bolo Naa ...

Bataao Kya Parso ???

Shohar: Kuchh Nahi Jaanu, Mai toh bas yeh keh raha tha ki Parso bhi EK HI Saree laayi thi Pagli, Aaj toh 2 Le Aati !

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