During an English lesson.....

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her.

Teacher:
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Pappu, join these two sentences together...

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
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Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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Pappu, Santa & Banta Bike pe ja rahe the.

Pappu, Santa & Banta Bike pe ja rahe the.
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Wo log Signal tod dete hai aur Traffic Police wala unhe rokta hai...
But wo log nahi rukte.
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Age jake Traffic Police wala unhe pakad Leta hai aur kehta hai ke abbe tujhe rokne ke liye bola tha na.. Ruka kyu nahi?
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Pappu kehta hai abbe Dhakkan tere ko dikhai nahi deta kya? pehle se 3 baithe hai tujhe kaha bithayenge..?!! :P

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Hindi Teacher and student

Hindi Teacher:" Prasang Sahit nimnlikhit Pankti ka varnan Kijiye:

"Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye.."
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Student:" Ye Pankti bollywood ke prasidh Kavi Shri Salman Khan ke chal chitra ''Dabang'' ke "Munni Badnaam" namak kavita se li gyi hai..

Is kavita mein Kavi mayavi Sundri Malaika arora ko sambodhit karte huye pyar mein badnaam hone ki prerna dete hai..
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Kavi ne is kavita ke madhyam se munni ki tulna jhandu baam aur atom bomb se ki hai..

is kavita se hume kavi ki gehri soch aur tulnatmak smriti ka ehsaas hota hai..:) :D

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Guru Hamesa Guru hi hota hai...

5 Doctor, 5 Engineer Aur 1 Teacher Helicopter Ki Rassi se latke the.. .
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Pilot ne kaha, wajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi Rassi chor de, . .
Teacher bola ye Kurbani main dunga..
TALIYAN Bajaiye, . .
Aur sare Doctor Taali bajane lage Aur Wajan kam ho gaya.. .
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Moral of the story: "Chahe Doctor ban jao ya Engineer, Par Guru Hamesa Guru hi hota hai...

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