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Boys are always Happy Creatures...

Posted on 05:59 by Unknown
Boys are always Happy Creatures...

WHY?


1. Their last name stays with them forever.

2. Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat.

3. A five day vacation requires only one jeans.

4. If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend.

5. The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades.

6. They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

7. They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies...
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simple explanation.....

Posted on 05:10 by Unknown
The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!
I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what I found?

Yes, your daughter, my wife, with a guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever !"

"Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law.

"There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must
be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out
what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"I told you there must be a simple explanation..... she didn't receive your E-mail !"
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Upset Girlfriend

Posted on 05:31 by Unknown
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Santa is appearing on (KBC) Kaun Banega Crorepati

Posted on 05:22 by Unknown
Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan.

Amitabh: "Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend.
If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong,
you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Santa: "I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta."

Banta answers the phone: "Hello?"

Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question.
The next voice you hear will be Santa`s...''

Santa: "Banta, which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it
 A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Banta: "Oh geez, Santa. That`s simple. It`s a cuckoo."

Santa: "Are you sure?"

Banta: "I`m sure."

Amitabh: "Santa, you heard Banta. Do you keep the fifty lakhs or play for one crore?"

Santa: "I want to play; I`ll go with C) cuckoo".

Amitabh:" Is that your final answer?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Confident?"

Santa: "Yes; I think Banta`s pretty smart."

Amitabh: "You said C) cuckoo... And you`re right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE CRORE!"

To celebrate, Santa flies Banta to Ludhiana. That night they go out on the town.
As they`re sipping champagne, Santa looks at Banta and asks him,
"Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"

"It was easy," replies Banta.

"Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."
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Life in Movies...

Posted on 05:54 by Unknown
1.College:" Yaadein.. .. 2.Pricipal:" Jaani Dushman.. .. 3.Classes:" Kabhi kabhi.. .. 4.Canteen:" Kabhi alvida na kehna.. .. 5.Course:" Godzilla.. .. 6.Exams:" Kalyug.. .. 7.Examination hall:" Chamberof secret.. .. 8.Exam-time:" Qayamat se qayamt tak.. .. 9. Question paper:" Paheli.. .. 10.Answer paper:" Kora kagaz.. .. 11.Cheating:" Aksar/Chupke chupke.. .. 12. Paper out:" Plan .. 13.Examiner:" The killer .. 14.Last exam:" Independence day .. 15.Paper correction:" Andha kanoon .. 16.Marks:" Assambhav .. 17.Result:" Murder .. 18.Pass:" Ajjoba Chamatkar .. 19. Fail:" Devdas .. 20.Supplementar y:"Aakhri raasta .. 21.Vacation:" Waah life ho toaisi....
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Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na

Posted on 04:29 by Unknown
Principle: Late Q Hue

santa: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi

Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty The

Santa: Maine Kaha Th SIR Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na
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