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simple explanation.....

The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!
I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what I found?

Yes, your daughter, my wife, with a guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever !"

"Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law.

"There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must
be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out
what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"I told you there must be a simple explanation..... she didn't receive your E-mail !"

Har ladka kamina nai hota

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: "aap
dance karogi.. :))
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Ladki sharma k boli: "yes."
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki "kursi" main le jaon sister..??
Moral: Har ladka kamina nai hota

During an English lesson.....

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her.

Teacher:
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Pappu, join these two sentences together...

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
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Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

PAPPU KE KARNAME!!!!!!!!!

Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta hai.. ??
Papu:"Ha ghar pe hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo..
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NEXT DAY papu:"Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dekhao..
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3 din bad Papu bag le ke store aya aur bola:"Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh lo..
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SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:"Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??
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Papu:"Ye meri Potty hai, aur mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai...:p:O :D

Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai..

Girl: What's the proof that you miss me ??
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Boy:"See my cheeks, My mom slapped me.. .
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Because i was smiling while sleeping"Thinking of You"
Girl:"Awwwwww Itna Pyaar karte ho
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Boy:"Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai...awww