2 stupid girls...

!! 2 stupid girls!!

two girlzz were playing chess
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girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
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girl 2: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. .
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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai. .

Boy: Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.

both girlzz: Nahi, tum to hume aasani se hara doge.

Boy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.

both girl: fir bhi hum haar jayenge

Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.


both girlzz: Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.

(The joke still doesn't end.)


Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se chala jata hai.

girl 1: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

girl 2 (thoda sochne k baad ): Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

girl1: Kaise?

girl 2: Saala lefty hi hoga.....

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A Romantic Wife

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend...

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy,

texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise what should i send you.

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WhatsApp Fever!

Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy: But why do you treat me like that? Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)

Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy: Ok good night dear, I just wanted to tell you that today I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and I have reserved 20k for your shopping... but I think...

Girl (typing): Ohh! Hi dear... Actually mum was there that's why I couldn't reply... N wow darling that's a great news... I love you a lot... N when shall we go ?(12:05am)

Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na... dear I was off last time, let me know na when shall we go?(12:08am)

Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl: I think your luking very tired because off work load... So now you go to bed and sleep well honey, take care. (12:10am)

Boy: (last seen 12:12am)

Girl: Sorry to disturb you but I think I forgot to tell you that tomorrow mom and dad are not at home in the evening, so you can come to my place after the shopping. Love you janu. Good Night. (12:20am)

Boy (typing): Ohh I was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet... c ya tomorrow... mmuuahhh..........!!!

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Har ladka kamina nai hota

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: "aap
dance karogi.. :))
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Ladki sharma k boli: "yes."
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki "kursi" main le jaon sister..??
Moral: Har ladka kamina nai hota

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