Showing posts with label mast jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mast jokes. Show all posts

Santa is back

Posted on 04:51 by Unknown
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha ! ! Ek aadmi aaya aur bola: bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai ! ! Santa:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? ! ! Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya ! ! ! Phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai ! ! ! Santa:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu ! ! Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya ! ! aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....?? ! ! ! ! Santa:- ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2din se tezz bukhar hai.
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Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Posted on 04:38 by Unknown
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree

Caller: Oh God!!
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Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho

Posted on 04:35 by Unknown
Boy : Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho ?

Girl : Who's this ?

Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!

Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...

Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?

Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......

Boy : Yes but how you know me ??

Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....

Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....?

Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..
Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!! :P
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zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ...

Posted on 04:33 by Unknown
Story: once a boy was smoking atairport.

Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrete peete ho.?

Boy:why.?

Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti...

Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?

Girl: No.

Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?

Girl: No.

Boy: Thanks for advice,Wo car meri he hai...

MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ..

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Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar mein

Posted on 04:32 by Unknown
Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar mein dance kar rahi thi..
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(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)
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Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat maangi...
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Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.'
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Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn Taqsim kar raha tha,
Tab Aap kahan the..??
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Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki Muskurate huey Kaha,'

Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi thi,
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Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le raha tha....
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Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n meri gulam ki tarah Nach Rahi hai..
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Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
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"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn Waale to Aksar Naseeb Walo ke Gulam hua Karte hai
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Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na

Posted on 04:29 by Unknown
Principle: Late Q Hue

santa: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi

Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty The

Santa: Maine Kaha Th SIR Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na
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