WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT? . Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho? . GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon.

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Har ladka kamina nai hota

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: "aap
dance karogi.. :))
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Ladki sharma k boli: "yes."
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki "kursi" main le jaon sister..??
Moral: Har ladka kamina nai hota

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Mein padosi se pyar karti hu

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu
aur uske
sath
bhag rahi hu!
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Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time
dono
bach gye.
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Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi
hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!

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Birthday gift

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY
GiFT?
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Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki
CAR DEKH rahi
ho?
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GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-
POLiSH tere Liye
Laya hoon.

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I Love U....

Boy: I Love U .

Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . .

Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . . . .

MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye.. !!

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Pappu, Santa & Banta Bike pe ja rahe the.

Pappu, Santa & Banta Bike pe ja rahe the.
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Wo log Signal tod dete hai aur Traffic Police wala unhe rokta hai...
But wo log nahi rukte.
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Age jake Traffic Police wala unhe pakad Leta hai aur kehta hai ke abbe tujhe rokne ke liye bola tha na.. Ruka kyu nahi?
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Pappu kehta hai abbe Dhakkan tere ko dikhai nahi deta kya? pehle se 3 baithe hai tujhe kaha bithayenge..?!! :P

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Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho

Boy : Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho ?

Girl : Who's this ?

Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!

Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...

Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?

Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......

Boy : Yes but how you know me ??

Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....

Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....?

Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..
Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!! :P

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A man got a call from unknown number..

A man got a call from unknown number..

Girl:"Hi, r u single.. ??

Man:"Yes, but who r u.. ??

Ans:"Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..

Another call from unknown number..

Girl:"R u married.. ??

Man:"Yes, but who R u.. ??

Girl:"Your girlfriend, U cheat..

Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.

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zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ...

Story: once a boy was smoking atairport.

Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrete peete ho.?

Boy:why.?

Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti...

Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?

Girl: No.

Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?

Girl: No.

Boy: Thanks for advice,Wo car meri he hai...

MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ..

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2 rupaye lene they.....

Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”
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Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
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Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
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Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

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I am the BOSS..

Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually I am the BOSS..

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