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Santa is appearing on (KBC) Kaun Banega Crorepati

Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan.

Amitabh: "Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend.
If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong,
you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Santa: "I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta."

Banta answers the phone: "Hello?"

Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question.
The next voice you hear will be Santa`s...''

Santa: "Banta, which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it
 A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Banta: "Oh geez, Santa. That`s simple. It`s a cuckoo."

Santa: "Are you sure?"

Banta: "I`m sure."

Amitabh: "Santa, you heard Banta. Do you keep the fifty lakhs or play for one crore?"

Santa: "I want to play; I`ll go with C) cuckoo".

Amitabh:" Is that your final answer?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Confident?"

Santa: "Yes; I think Banta`s pretty smart."

Amitabh: "You said C) cuckoo... And you`re right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE CRORE!"

To celebrate, Santa flies Banta to Ludhiana. That night they go out on the town.
As they`re sipping champagne, Santa looks at Banta and asks him,
"Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"

"It was easy," replies Banta.

"Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."

Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree

Caller: Oh God!!

Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan.....

Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan.....

Dono me jab jhagda hua to bahut hua Nuksaan.

Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek samadhan.

Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam rakha INSAAN.

Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di..... Krodh, Ghamand aur Jalan.

Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye..... Pyaar, Daya aur Sammaan,

Bhagwan se muskurakar bola fir shaitan.

Na tera Nuksaan..... Na mera Nuksaan.

Tu Jeetey ya Mein Jeetu,

HAAREGA INSAAN..

Andha Hai Kya Be...

After Accident:
American:"Its Fine Man.. . . .
British:"I am So Sorry . . .
Australia:"No Worries Dude . . . .
Germany:"Are You Okay... ??
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India:"Andha Hai Kya Be...
Akkal Ke Dushman Saale Tere Baap Ki Road Hai Kya Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri Kaise Bajaata Hu...
Paiiiiseeee nikaaal..