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Showing posts with label funny story. Show all posts

Pappu ko ek lawaris bandar mila...

Pappu ko ek lawaris bandar mila...

Wo usko police station le gya..

Inspector ne kaha, isko zoo le ke jao.


Next day inspector ne pappu ko bandar k sath bus stop par dekha,


inspector: isko zoo nahi le kar gaye???


Pappu: kal gaye the, khub ghume, bada maza aya,

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Aaj Qutub Minar ja rahe hai...

Santa is appearing on (KBC) Kaun Banega Crorepati

Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan.

Amitabh: "Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend.
If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong,
you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Santa: "I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta."

Banta answers the phone: "Hello?"

Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question.
The next voice you hear will be Santa`s...''

Santa: "Banta, which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it
 A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Banta: "Oh geez, Santa. That`s simple. It`s a cuckoo."

Santa: "Are you sure?"

Banta: "I`m sure."

Amitabh: "Santa, you heard Banta. Do you keep the fifty lakhs or play for one crore?"

Santa: "I want to play; I`ll go with C) cuckoo".

Amitabh:" Is that your final answer?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Confident?"

Santa: "Yes; I think Banta`s pretty smart."

Amitabh: "You said C) cuckoo... And you`re right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE CRORE!"

To celebrate, Santa flies Banta to Ludhiana. That night they go out on the town.
As they`re sipping champagne, Santa looks at Banta and asks him,
"Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"

"It was easy," replies Banta.

"Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."

Exams Life...

Exams Life... .. 9am:"Wake-up .. 10am:"Breakfast .. 11am:"Thinking 2 score 80% .. 12am:"Watch TV .. 1pm:"Lunch .. 2pm:"Thodi neend le ke padhenge dimagh set hoga .. .. 4pm:"Games .. 5pm:"Thinking 2 score 60% .. 6pm:"Troubling friends "kuch padha ?? .. 8pm:"Searching books. .. 9pm:"Dinner .. 10pm:"Lo bhai light gayi.. .. 11pm:"plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de... .. 12pm:"Aaj to "Bhad Me Jaye Padhai" kal se pakka padhunga... :D:D

Ek darawni kahani hai...

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