!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

Pappu in Hotel: Main yahan nahin rahunga.

Mere paise wapas karo.

Itna chhota room?

Na hi koi khidki na hi koi balcony?

Mujhe jaanwar samjha hai kya?

Waiter: Mere Baap, Upar chal, yeh LIFT hai...

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Touching words by a Father...

Touching words by a Father....!!!!!
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Dear son,
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If u think that your Dad, Mom, and ur Teacher are strict and harassing you........


Wait for a wife.... then u will love them all !!! 

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Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai...

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ko
Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya..
Uske Paas Paise Nahi The,
Wo ApniJeb Main Ek Coackroach Le kar Gaya,
Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad,
Usne Soup Mangaya Aur Usme Cockroach Daal Diya,
Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai,
Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho
”Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya..

Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi,
Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya,
Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soup Order Kiya,

To Reply Mila Ki Soup Khatam Ho Gaya hai...:p :O :D :D

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Pappu ne exam k liye...

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Questions kuchh is tarah k the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon hai... ??

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