!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

Pappu in Hotel: Main yahan nahin rahunga.

Mere paise wapas karo.

Itna chhota room?

Na hi koi khidki na hi koi balcony?

Mujhe jaanwar samjha hai kya?

Waiter: Mere Baap, Upar chal, yeh LIFT hai...

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Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi...

Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi:
Pappu tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
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Use yaad aaya..
BIJLI to 2 din se band hai,
jaldi se wapas utha or bola: Sala dara diya mujhe to..!!

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Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya

Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :
Mujhe ek Purse mila hai, jisme 5000 cash. . .
ek Credit Card aur uska ID mila hai...
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Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain...
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Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???

Pappu : Nahi...
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Main chahta hu ki uske liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye..

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PAPPU KE KARNAME!!!!!!!!!

Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta hai.. ??
Papu:"Ha ghar pe hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo..
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NEXT DAY papu:"Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dekhao..
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3 din bad Papu bag le ke store aya aur bola:"Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh lo..
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SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:"Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??
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Papu:"Ye meri Potty hai, aur mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai...:p:O :D

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I am the BOSS..

Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually I am the BOSS..

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