"Gold Flake"hi Mangwana...

Doctor:"Kya takleef hai.. ?? .

Pappu:"Seenay me Bohot dard ho Raha hai.. .

Doctor:"Cigrette Peety ho..?? . .

Pappu:"Han Par "Gold Flake"hi Mangwana...

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Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai...

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ko
Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya..
Uske Paas Paise Nahi The,
Wo ApniJeb Main Ek Coackroach Le kar Gaya,
Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad,
Usne Soup Mangaya Aur Usme Cockroach Daal Diya,
Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai,
Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho
”Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya..

Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi,
Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya,
Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soup Order Kiya,

To Reply Mila Ki Soup Khatam Ho Gaya hai...:p :O :D :D

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Guru Hamesa Guru hi hota hai...

5 Doctor, 5 Engineer Aur 1 Teacher Helicopter Ki Rassi se latke the.. .
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Pilot ne kaha, wajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi Rassi chor de, . .
Teacher bola ye Kurbani main dunga..
TALIYAN Bajaiye, . .
Aur sare Doctor Taali bajane lage Aur Wajan kam ho gaya.. .
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Moral of the story: "Chahe Doctor ban jao ya Engineer, Par Guru Hamesa Guru hi hota hai...

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