WhatsApp Fever!

Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy: But why do you treat me like that? Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)

Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy: Ok good night dear, I just wanted to tell you that today I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and I have reserved 20k for your shopping... but I think...

Girl (typing): Ohh! Hi dear... Actually mum was there that's why I couldn't reply... N wow darling that's a great news... I love you a lot... N when shall we go ?(12:05am)

Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na... dear I was off last time, let me know na when shall we go?(12:08am)

Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl: I think your luking very tired because off work load... So now you go to bed and sleep well honey, take care. (12:10am)

Boy: (last seen 12:12am)

Girl: Sorry to disturb you but I think I forgot to tell you that tomorrow mom and dad are not at home in the evening, so you can come to my place after the shopping. Love you janu. Good Night. (12:20am)

Boy (typing): Ohh I was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet... c ya tomorrow... mmuuahhh..........!!!

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WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT? . Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho? . GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon.

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Mein padosi se pyar karti hu

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu
aur uske
sath
bhag rahi hu!
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Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time
dono
bach gye.
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Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi
hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!

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Birthday gift

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY
GiFT?
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Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki
CAR DEKH rahi
ho?
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GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-
POLiSH tere Liye
Laya hoon.

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I Love U....

Boy: I Love U .

Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . .

Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . . . .

MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye.. !!

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Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho

Boy : Hello, Pammi Darling... kaisi ho ?

Girl : Who's this ?

Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!

Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...

Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?

Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......

Boy : Yes but how you know me ??

Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....

Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....?

Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..
Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!! :P

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A man got a call from unknown number..

A man got a call from unknown number..

Girl:"Hi, r u single.. ??

Man:"Yes, but who r u.. ??

Ans:"Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..

Another call from unknown number..

Girl:"R u married.. ??

Man:"Yes, but who R u.. ??

Girl:"Your girlfriend, U cheat..

Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.

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2 rupaye lene they.....

Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”
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Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
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Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
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Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

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PAPPU KE KARNAME!!!!!!!!!

Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta hai.. ??
Papu:"Ha ghar pe hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo..
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NEXT DAY papu:"Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dekhao..
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3 din bad Papu bag le ke store aya aur bola:"Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh lo..
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SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:"Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??
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Papu:"Ye meri Potty hai, aur mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai...:p:O :D

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Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai..

Girl: What's the proof that you miss me ??
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Boy:"See my cheeks, My mom slapped me.. .
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Because i was smiling while sleeping"Thinking of You"
Girl:"Awwwwww Itna Pyaar karte ho
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Boy:"Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai...awww

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