Showing posts with label romantic shayri. Show all posts
Showing posts with label romantic shayri. Show all posts

Birthday gift

Posted on 08:41 by Unknown
GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY
GiFT?
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Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki
CAR DEKH rahi
ho?
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GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-
POLiSH tere Liye
Laya hoon.
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Dost Kabhi Nahi Badalte...

Posted on 04:11 by Unknown
Result Agar Achchha ho .
Maa: "Bhagwan Ki Kripa Hai. .
Papa: "Beta Kiska Hai. .
Dost: "Chal Daaru Peete Hai.

Result Agar Bura Ho. .
Maa: "Aag Lage Is Mobile Me. .
Papa: "Laad Pyar Ne Bigaad Diya. .
Dost: "Chal Daaru Peete Hai. .

Birthday Par.. .
Maa: "Jug Jug Jiye Mera Beta. .
Papa: "Hamesha Aage Badhe. .
Dost: "Chal Daaru Peete Hai. .

LOVE Me Fail Hone Par. .
Maa: "Beta Bhool ja Usko. .
Papa: "Mard Ban Mard. .
Dost: "Chal Daaru Peete Hai.. . . . .
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Moral: "Dost Kabhi Nahi Badalte
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Student Ki Notebook Ke Last Page...

Posted on 04:02 by Unknown
Student Ki Notebook Ke Last Page pe Kya Milega ??
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1. ) Love % Check Krne Wala Game

2. ) Pen Ko Chalane Ke Liye Nikali Gayi Ink

3. ) Silent Class Mein Baat Karne Ke Liye Likhi Gayi Batein

4. ) Exams K Liye Importants

5. ) Test Ki Dates

6. ) Cross Vs Zero Game

7. ) Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka Name Aur Us Pe Pen Se Itna Ghisa Hua Ki Koi Padh Na Le..

8. ) Apna Sign With Different Types..
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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari...

Posted on 04:02 by Unknown
4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, .
Unho Ne 1 Plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, .
Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, .
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Punchure Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, . .
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
Principal Ne Maan Liya Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, .
Question : "Konsa Tyre Punchure Hua Tha..?? .
1 : "Front Right"
2 : "Front Left"
3 : "Back Right"
4 : "Back Left" .
Note:" Agar Sabka Answer Same Hua to Sab Pass.. :P ;) :*
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Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat Conversation

Posted on 04:00 by Unknown
Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat Conversation :

Boy: Hey!

Girl: What?

Boy: Hi

Girl: Bye!

Boy: Why?

Girl: Didn't heard What I Said? Get Lost!

Boy: Okay As you Wish!

But I Wanna Say Something to You!

Girl: What? Say Fast, I don't have Time!

Boy: *Laughing* If I Ever Wanted to Commit a Suicide,
I'll Definitely Jump from your Ego Level to your IQ Level!
Now Get Lost Saali Chudail....
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Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat Conversation

Posted on 03:59 by Unknown
Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat Conversation :

Boy: Hey!

Girl: What?

Boy: Hi

Girl: Bye!

Boy: Why?

Girl: Didn't heard What I Said? Get Lost!

Boy: Okay As you Wish!

But I Wanna Say Something to You!

Girl: What? Say Fast, I don't have Time!

Boy: *Laughing* If I Ever Wanted to Commit a Suicide,
I'll Definitely Jump from your Ego Level to your IQ Level!
Now Get Lost Saali Chudail....
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