Ek Din Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..

Ek Din Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha.. Banta: kya kar raha hai? Santa: Lassi bana raha hun. Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai?? Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai.. ab bata..... . . . . . . . . . Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega...??

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Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai...

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ko
Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya..
Uske Paas Paise Nahi The,
Wo ApniJeb Main Ek Coackroach Le kar Gaya,
Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad,
Usne Soup Mangaya Aur Usme Cockroach Daal Diya,
Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai,
Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho
”Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya..

Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi,
Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya,
Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soup Order Kiya,

To Reply Mila Ki Soup Khatam Ho Gaya hai...:p :O :D :D

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Andha Hai Kya Be...

After Accident:
American:"Its Fine Man.. . . .
British:"I am So Sorry . . .
Australia:"No Worries Dude . . . .
Germany:"Are You Okay... ??
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India:"Andha Hai Kya Be...
Akkal Ke Dushman Saale Tere Baap Ki Road Hai Kya Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri Kaise Bajaata Hu...
Paiiiiseeee nikaaal.. 

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