SANTA AUR CHEMIST!!

SANTA AUR CHEMIST!!
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Santa Chemist Ke Pass Gaya

Aur Bola: “Bhai Kuch Help Chahiye”

Chemist: “Haan Bolo?”

Aur Santa Ne Apni Davayi Ki Bottle Mein Se

Ek Chamach Chemist Ko Pila Ke Pucha:“Meetha Hai Kya?”

Chemist: “Nahi To, Kyu Kya Hai Ye”

Santa: “Bas Yahi Puchna Tha,

Doctor Ne Kaha Tha Ki Chemist Ke Paas Jakar Urine Test Karwa Kar Pata Karo Ki Urine Mein Sugar Hai Ke Nahi“

CHEMIST SHOCKED SANTA ROCKED

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Santa was watching peter and tom and he die...

Peter : I want my money now !

Tom : I will kill myself so that I won't pay you..

"he pulled a gun & shot himself & dead"

Peter : hahaha..... If u think u'll get away with my money ur wrong,
I'll follow you until you pay me..

Peter takes the gun n shot him self dead as well..

Santa was watching from a distance he laughed & said : these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end....

he also took the gun and killed himself !

TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END...

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Santa ki modern wife

Santa ki modern wife ne use office jaate waqt pyaar se kaha. . 'see you in the evening' . . . . . . . . Santa: 'main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni, . . dhamki apne baap ko dena

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Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai

Banta: " Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: " Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...

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Ek Din Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..

Ek Din Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha.. Banta: kya kar raha hai? Santa: Lassi bana raha hun. Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai?? Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai.. ab bata..... . . . . . . . . . Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega...??

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Santa is back

Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha ! ! Ek aadmi aaya aur bola: bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai ! ! Santa:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? ! ! Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya ! ! ! Phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai ! ! ! Santa:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu ! ! Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya ! ! aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....?? ! ! ! ! Santa:- ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2din se tezz bukhar hai.

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Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai

Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.

Gangubai: Kaun ?

Santa: Mai !

Gangubai: Main kaun?

Santa: are pagali Tu Gangubai 

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