Life in Movies...

1.College:" Yaadein.. .. 2.Pricipal:" Jaani Dushman.. .. 3.Classes:" Kabhi kabhi.. .. 4.Canteen:" Kabhi alvida na kehna.. .. 5.Course:" Godzilla.. .. 6.Exams:" Kalyug.. .. 7.Examination hall:" Chamberof secret.. .. 8.Exam-time:" Qayamat se qayamt tak.. .. 9. Question paper:" Paheli.. .. 10.Answer paper:" Kora kagaz.. .. 11.Cheating:" Aksar/Chupke chupke.. .. 12. Paper out:" Plan .. 13.Examiner:" The killer .. 14.Last exam:" Independence day .. 15.Paper correction:" Andha kanoon .. 16.Marks:" Assambhav .. 17.Result:" Murder .. 18.Pass:" Ajjoba Chamatkar .. 19....

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Exams Life...

Exams Life... .. 9am:"Wake-up .. 10am:"Breakfast .. 11am:"Thinking 2 score 80% .. 12am:"Watch TV .. 1pm:"Lunch .. 2pm:"Thodi neend le ke padhenge dimagh set hoga .. .. 4pm:"Games .. 5pm:"Thinking 2 score 60% .. 6pm:"Troubling friends "kuch padha ?? .. 8pm:"Searching books. .. 9pm:"Dinner .. 10pm:"Lo bhai light gayi.. .. 11pm:"plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de... .. 12pm:"Aaj to "Bhad Me Jaye Padhai" kal se pakka padhunga... :...

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Ek darawni kahani hai...

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . . MRP-Rs 15/- on...

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Gareebi Kya Hai.. ??

Gareebi Kya Hai.. ?? .. Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupiye Me Kiss Karne Ko Taiyaar Ho.. . . . . . Aur.. . . . . . Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya H...

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Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki . . . Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge, . . Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya.. . . Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya.. . . Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo WahiKa Wahi Reh Gya.. . . . . Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Kamini TeacharHai Jinka dehant ho gya... :...

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Santa ki modern wife

Santa ki modern wife ne use office jaate waqt pyaar se kaha. . 'see you in the evening' . . . . . . . . Santa: 'main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni, . . dhamki apne baap ko d...

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Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai

Banta: " Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: " Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...

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WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT? . Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho? . GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya ho...

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18+ Only

18+ Only BOY : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRL : Its okay but under one condition. BOY : Which one ? GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband. BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition. GIRL : Which one ? BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!! GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu Boy: Can i Kiss u? Girl: Condom laye ho? Boy: kiss k liye condom? Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangog...

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Kuch Aise Sawaal....

Kuch Aise Sawaal Jinke Answer Google Par Bhi Nahi Milenge..:O . . 1- Log Chloromint Kyo Khaate Hai..?? . . 2-Melody Itni Choclaty Kyu Hai..?? . . 3-CID Kab Khatam Hoga...?? . . 4-Serial Main Leap Aata Hai To Character Ke Face Kaise Badal Jaate Hai.....

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Har ladka kamina nai hota

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: "aap dance karogi.. :)) . . Ladki sharma k boli: "yes." . . . Ladka pyar se bola: . . . . . . . To phir aapki "kursi" main le jaon sister..?? Moral: Har ladka kamina nai ho...

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Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi...

Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi: Pappu tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. . ki . Use yaad aaya.. BIJLI to 2 din se band hai, jaldi se wapas utha or bola: Sala dara diya mujhe to.....

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Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya

Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha : Mujhe ek Purse mila hai, jisme 5000 cash. . . ek Credit Card aur uska ID mila hai... . . . Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain... . . Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ??? Pappu : Nahi... . . . . Main chahta hu ki uske liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye....

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