Ek Din Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..

Ek Din Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha.. Banta: kya kar raha hai? Santa: Lassi bana raha hun. Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai?? Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai.. ab bata..... . . . . . . . . . Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega.....

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Santa is back

Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha ! ! Ek aadmi aaya aur bola: bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai ! ! Santa:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? ! ! Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya ! ! ! Phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai ! ! ! Santa:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu ! ! Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya ! ! aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....?? ! ! ! ! Santa:- ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2din se tezz bukhar h...

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Ek Pahalwaan or Conductor

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong tha, bus me ja raha tha.. . . Conductor:" Bhaisahab Ticket . . Pahalwaan:" ham Ticket nahi liya karte.. . . Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuch kar na saka, par vo ye baat dil pe le gaya aur gym join kar liya.. . . Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aur pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete . . Aise 6 months nikal gye... . . Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda ho gya... . . Agle Din conductor:" Bhai ticket lele.. . . Pahalwaan:" Hum ticket nhi lete.. . . Conductor:" chaati dikhate hue "Q nhi leta bey ?? . . Pahalwaan:"...

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18+ only

18+ Only BOY : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRL : Its okay but under one condition. BOY : Which one ? GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband. BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition. GIRL : Which one ? BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!! GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu Boy: Can i Kiss u? Girl: Condom laye ho? Boy: kiss k liye condom? Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangog...

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Mein padosi se pyar karti hu

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! . . . . . Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye. . . . . . Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi....

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Birthday gift

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT? . Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho? . GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL- POLiSH tere Liye Laya ho...

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Don't be over smart

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white …. . KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white ….. Moral :- Don’t be over smart .....

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Height of coolness....

Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I saw a girl sitting besides me using calculator&nb...

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Santa in BMW

Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:" 5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do.." . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):" Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai ??? . . . . Santa:" Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate hai...

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Santa ki modern wife

Santa ki modern wife ne use office jaate waqt pyaar se kaha. . 'see you in the evening' . . . . . . . . Santa: 'main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni, . . dhamki apne baap ko d...

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Life m ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...

Life Main Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.. . . . . . . . . Ki . . . . . . . . . . Cream Biscuit Main Cream Hoti Hai Lekin.. . . . . . . . . . Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger Nahi Hot...

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Police ne 2 ladkon aur ek ladki ko...

Police ne 2 ladkon aur ek ladki ko pakda. . . Police:" Tumhara naam kya hai.. ?? 1st boy:" Mera naam Kishan hai aur mai baansuri baja raha tha.. Police:" Achha tum jao.. Tumhara naam kya hai.. ?? . . 2nd boy:" Mera naam Kanhaiya hai aur mai baansuri baja raha tha.. . . Police:" Achha tum bhi jao.. . . Police to girl:" Aur tum bhi baansuri baja rahi hogi.. ?? . . . . . Girl:" Nahi mera hi naam Baansuri ha...

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A short walk is so difficult

A short walk is so difficult when no one walks with you . . . . . . . . . . . but a long journey is just like a few steps when a street dog is running behind yo...

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Touching words by a Father...

Touching words by a Father....!!!!! ! Dear son, ! ! ! ! ! If u think that your Dad, Mom, and ur Teacher are strict and harassing you........ Wait for a wife.... then u will love them all !!!&nbs...

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I Love U....

Boy: I Love U . Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . . Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . . . . MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye.. ...

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During an English lesson.....

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her. Teacher: ! ! Pappu, join these two sentences together... I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. ! ! ! ! ! ! Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to schoo...

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