Girl chatting with a boy


Girl: Hi baby...

Boy: Hiii honey...
(sending failed)

Girl: R u there???

Boy: Yes yes…im here…
(sending failed)

Girl: R u ignorng me or wat???

Boy: Honey i m nt..i m ryt here…
(sending failed)

Girl: Its over..dnt evr talk to me again!

Boy: Ha ja Bhad me jaa kamini..
(message sent)

Explain sex without any bad word

Teacher: Explain sex without any bad word.

Santa: It is an entry of

Polland,

into Holland,

in between Thailand,

when Man & woman both are in Nagaland....:-))

Santa ki hosiyaari


Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya

1 Admi ne poucha: O paaji, Kya Drwaza Bechna he?

Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.

Hanso mat..Joke abhi aage hai

Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?

Santa:Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai....

Galatfehmi ka Fayda


Ek time meri girlfrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya aur,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur,
Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey,
Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur hai.
.
Ab mai kya batau...??
Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...


Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi
1st damad ne bacha liya... Saas ne use Car di
2nd day fir kudi.
2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili...
3rd day fir kudi . . .
3rd damad ne socha "Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda" Aur saas doob gayi.
Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili..

Kaise...???

Sasur ne di... :) :)

Girls Facts


1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend To confirm that
2. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your college / office."..... ..100 % true
3. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will Let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
4. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends With you.
5. Theory of relativity.... The more u run towards a hot chick.... the more she goes away from u...
6.Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend.
7. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go Around with u and ruin ur head, money,health and leave u a total wreck.
8. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad Will hate u
9. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to The number of bullets her dad will be showering at you..
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you Will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3. Have a bad hair day

Santa ki nadaani


Shaadi ki raat Santa Confuse ho gaya ...
ki baat kaise shuru kare.... !!
Aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baad aakhir...apni biwi se bola:-
Aapke gharwaalo ko pata hai na aaj aap Yahin rukengi...??

Smart Girl


An English teacher wrote these words on the board:
.
"woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
.
One Boy came & wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
.
All the boys clapped in the classroom for him....
.
After sometime a Girl came and just made a small change to the Boy's Statement and all the classroom got shocked by the new result.....
.
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Now Clap for the Girls....

Mother v/s Father


A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race begin?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question, "How did the human race begin?"

The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

Santa and Santa's son


Santa's son was filling An Application form...

The form asked about "Mother Tongue"?

Son: Papa main ethe ki likha?

Santa: Likh puttar "Very LONG AND UNCONTROLLED"