Killer shayaris are back...
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
Kisi ko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Kisi ko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber...
Teri adao pe main waari waari, Teri adao pe main waari...
Jokes Ka Mela
Posted on 02:51 by Unknown
Boy to Dr. - my girlfriend is pregnant but i used protection
Dr. - 1 kahani suno. . . .
1 shikari 1 din Gun ki jagah umbrella le gya,
achanak lion samne aaya to
usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya. . . . . .
lion wahi mar gya ! ! !
Boy- impossible ! goli kisi aur ne mari hogi !
Dr. - EXACTLY...
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Baap (Bahot Gusse me):" Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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Beta (Proudly):" Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye..
Wo...
Banta to Santa..
Posted on 02:41 by Unknown
Banta:" Yaar Santa Maan lo tum bus me safar kar rahe ho..
Tumhare pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai..
Itteffak se gaana zor se baj raha hai..
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue tune bhi bade smartly trick se
gaane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di...
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Aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala..
jab tum utarne lage to tumne dekha
sab tumko ghoor rahe hai
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Aur achaanak tumko yaad aaya ki.. .
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Gaana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...
Samajdar wife
Posted on 03:23 by Unknown
Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.!!
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Husband: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai.!!
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Wife: Pata Hai,
Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke
Pehle Wali Me Laga Diya Hai....
New way to propose a girl
Posted on 03:15 by Unknown
3 boys proposed a girl
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1st:" Mai tmhare lye apni jaan de skta hu..
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Girl:" Wo to sab kehte hain..
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2nd:" Mai tmhare liye chand tare tor kar la sakta hu..
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Girl:" Purana dailouge hai..
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3rd:" Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1.ltr Petrol dalwaunga
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Girl:" Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe.....
Funny Jokes
Posted on 04:47 by Unknown
1admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya.Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey diya . He knows that story,;-) Man: "Nahi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha.
. Devi:" abe gadhe, dho le isey....teri hi potty lagi hai ispe............
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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki...
Funny joke
Posted on 03:25 by Unknown
Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho'
Par Usne
Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya
Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa,
SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya.
MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa......
....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi....
Funny girls...
Posted on 03:22 by Unknown
2 gals chatting..........
1st: yesterday me n my bf went for a date. I knew today was the big nite..
2nd: really ? Wow. What hapnd next?..
1st: He took me to his apartment. He kissed me gently and groped me from behind.
2nd: Wo www... then?
1st: Then he put his hand inside my skirt and caressed me down there.
2nd: You are so lucky.. what next??
1st: He then unbuttoned the first button of my new red top that I got from pantaloons the day before..
2nd: U got a new top?..
1st: Yes it was on sale. I even bought a jeans..
2nd: Is the sale...
For All Married Couples
Posted on 02:59 by Unknown
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's...
One Mind Blowing Interview
Posted on 02:53 by Unknown
Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I ...am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.
Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it .. What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much...
What Indian advertisements taught me.???
Posted on 05:59 by Unknown
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant...
Funny jokes
Posted on 05:56 by Unknown
Ek aadmi ko raaste mai patthar mila Us par likha tha...
isse palat do, kuch ban jaoge....
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Jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf likha tha..
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'"Mubarak ho tum chutiya Ban Gaye'".
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Arz kiya he........
Gaur Farmaiyega...
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.
Ek aur......
Ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki...
Funny Jokes, Fun, Masti or Mazaak...
Posted on 03:17 by Unknown
Girl:" Remove my top
Justin bieber:" did it...
Girl:" now remove my skirt
Justin bieber:" did it...
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Girl:" I will kill you justin if you wear my clothes again... !!
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1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1
Bandar choda Gaya.Aur Elaan hua ki jo 1 min. meBandar ko pehchan kar lega use $100,000 milenge...
Pehle Obama gaya Par fail hogaya...
Fir George bush gaya lekin nakaam raha...
Finally Manmohan singh gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aya..
Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se manmohan se pucha aapne kaise pata kara...
Wrong Number...
Posted on 03:15 by Unknown
HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh
SERVANT picked the phone.
HUSBAND: Memsab se baat karao
SERVANT: Wo to Sahab ke sath kamre
HUSBAND: Par Sahab to mai hoon
SERVANT: Ab me kya karu?
HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko Mai hold karta hoon
After killing..
SERVANT: Lasho ka kya karu?
HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool me phek ke bhaag jaa
SERVANT: Par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number....
Smart boss...
Posted on 03:15 by Unknown
In a factory.....!!
A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly...
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time,
This is ur 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left............
Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Courier Boy Sir"..
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Moral: Don't overreact in every situatio...
Insaniyat par se vishvas
Posted on 03:12 by Unknown
Ek din, Ek chor pappu ke ghar me chori krne k liye gya...
Tijori pe likha tha:
"Todne ki zrurat nahi hai"
564 button dabao, khul jayegi...
Jaise hi chor ne 564 button dabaya thodi der me police aa gayi...
Chor:" maa kasam aaj to insaniyat parse vishvas hi uth gya....
IMPROVE YOUR G.K.
Posted on 03:09 by Unknown
1. National Sister:" Mamta Banerjee,
2. National Girlfriend:" Sunny Leone,
3. National Tension:" Salman Khan's marriage,
4. National Bachelor:" Rahul Gandhi,
5. National Dehshat:" Sequel of Ra.One,
6. National food:" Kasam,
7. National Struggler:" Abhishek Bachchan,
8. National Judge:" Archana Puran Singh,
9. National Mom:" Sonia Gandhi,
10. National Book:" Face Book,
11. National Robot:" Manmohan Singh.!!
12.National God:" Sachin Tendulkar
13.National T.V. Show:" C.I.D..
14.National Common Man:" Anna Hazare
15.National Tiger:" Narendra Mo...
Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha...
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila. sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai..
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or Usse roz baaten krne laga......
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa. Ek din uski gair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aksh dekh kr
boli: "Acha to ye hai wo Churail jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy"...
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Buddhi hy, jaldi marr jayegi"...
Facebook se aaya sudhaar
Posted on 03:05 by Unknown
Jab Se India Mein"Facebook"Aaya hai.
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Bohat sari Changes Hui hai.
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1. Sadko Pe Jahgda Bandh, Ab Pages Pe Gali Galonch Hotihai.
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2. Couples Garden Chorrhk FB inbox Mein Milte hai..And Smiles Kisses Replaced by Emotions..
Muwaahhh, Ha ha he.., Rofl, Lolz, Lmao etc !
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3. Ab Politcals Social Issues facebook Pe Aa gaye ...
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4. Ladke Ab Nukkadh Pe Nahi, Pages Pe Ladkiyan Chedte hai ...
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JAI HO FACEBOOK Padhega India,
Tab He Toh Badhega Ind...
It should be..
Posted on 03:02 by Unknown
Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye... local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai !
Relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye... Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai !
Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye... Caring toh nurse b hai !
Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye... bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai !
Wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !!
Ladka sensitive hona chahiye... emotions toh wtsap main bhi hai !!
Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye... Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai !!
Air condition cooling dena...
Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got
Posted on 03:01 by Unknown
She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk
We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber
I need ur blessings and good wish oh god
Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de... ...
Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna
Posted on 02:14 by Unknown
Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna
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Dosto
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Kyun ki
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Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
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Or End Me
Halat Kar Deti Hain FAKEER Ki Tarha. :P :...
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