Girl: Hi baby...
Boy: Hiii honey...
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Girl: R u there???
Boy: Yes yes…im here…
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Girl: R u ignorng me or wat???
Boy: Honey i m nt..i m ryt here…
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Girl: Its over..dnt evr talk to me again!
Boy: Ha ja Bhad me jaa kamini..
(message sent...
Ek time meri girlfrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya aur,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur,
Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey,
Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur hai.
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Ab mai kya batau...??
Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.....
Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi
1st damad ne bacha liya... Saas ne use Car di
2nd day fir kudi.
2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili...
3rd day fir kudi . . .
3rd damad ne socha "Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda" Aur saas doob gayi.
Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili..
Kaise...???
Sasur ne di... :) :...
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend To confirm that
2. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your college / office."..... ..100 % true
3. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will Let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
4. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends With you.
5. Theory of relativity.... The more u run towards a hot chick.... the more she goes away from u...
6.Even if you got her out alone... just...
An English teacher wrote these words on the board:
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"woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
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One Boy came & wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
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All the boys clapped in the classroom for him....
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After sometime a Girl came and just made a small change to the Boy's Statement and all the classroom got shocked by the new result.....
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The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
Now Clap for the Girls......
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race begin?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question, "How did the human race begin?"
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well,...
Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and.They start arguing about who is right. ...
You are in KOLKATA.
Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting and a third comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI.
Scenario 3 : Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI.
Scenario 4 : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that AMMA doesn't like this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's...
Girl: Babe, delete her. I don't like her
Boy: Okay, no problem. I deleted her for you.
Girl: Don't talk to her. I don't trust you guys talking.
Boy: Okay, I won't talk to her,
Girl: Don't chill with her. I don't feel comfortable with it.
Boy: Alright, I won't see her so you don't have to worry
Girl: You better not be flirting with any other girls
Boy: I'm not, baby. I don't even talk to much girls anymore.
Boy: Babe, delete him. I don'tlike him
Girl: But I've known him for awhile. He's like a brother to me.
Boy: Don't talk to him. I don't trust...
Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..
aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se):" Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff:" Wo sab to theek hailekin sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
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Santa:" Kaun si galti.. ??
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Ground Staff:" Bas aap is khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain.....
At the age 24, he was a bus conductor..
-Rajnikanth-
He dint even completed his university education
-Bill Gates-
The one who served in hotels..
-Oberai-
In childhood he stiched shoes.
-Ab Lincoln-
He worked in a Petrol bunk..
-Dhiru Ambani-
Who failed in 10th standard
-Sachin Tendulkar-
Education drop out and initially a key-board player..
-A.R.Rahman-
Try things you love to do..
Studies doesn't matters..
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Moral:"Bas ye hi Baate to Hame Padhai Krne Se Rokti Ha...
"Today's Reality"
Big House Small Family,
More Degrees Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicine Poor Health,
Touched Moon Neighbours Unknown,
High Income Less peace of Mind,
High IQ Less Emotions,
Good Knowledge Less Wisdom,
Number of affairs No true love,
Lot of friends on Facebook No best friends,
More alcohol Less water,
Lots of Human Less Humanity,
Costly Watches But No time...
A new lady teacher came to teach 4th standard students.
As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said, " Let's start with the boys first."
Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher (was confused to listen but said), "Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us.
So it's ok John. Yes next."
Second boy: "Myself...
Aamir Khan *Smiling*
Teacher:" Aap Muskura kyu rhe hai ??
Aamir Khan:" Bahot Dino se FB Page ka Admin banne ki iccha thi,
aaj Ban gya hu, bahot maza aa rha hai..
Teacher:" jyada Maze Lene Ki Zarurat nahi hai....
ok Tell me What is a Post ??
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Aamir Khan: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post Sir..
Teacher:" Can you Please elaborate ??
Aamir Khan:" Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai wo post hai sir..
Ghumne gye toh photo daal diya!!
Post hai Sir..
Match dekha Score daal diya!!!
Post hai Sir..
Sir actually hum post se ghire huye hai...
When a Woman loves you , you are a Husband ...............
When a few Women love you , you are a Man .............
When many Women love you , you are a Lover ..............
When Hundreds of women love you , you are an Idol .............
When thousands of Women love you , you are a Leader ...........
But
When all the Women in the world love you, you are not Human ...
You are a Diamond , Gold , Clothes , Rupee , Cosmetics , Gol Gappe......
Girlfriend v/s Friend
Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
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Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha sweetheart..
Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
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Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k tujhe koi aur topic nhi milta kya mood
kharab karne k liye kamine
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Saala meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padh k gaya tha...
HUSBAND or WIFE Main Jhagda Ho Raha Tha......
BIWI :- Kash Main Apni Ammi Ki Baat Maan Leti or Tum Se Shadi Na Karti.
Shohar :- Kya Matlab... Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha..?
BIWI :- Or Nahi To Kya......
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Shohar :- A Khuda....... Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha...........
2 Snakes on chat:
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Snake 1: fusss
Snake 2 : fusss
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Snake 2: fussss fusss fusss
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Snake 2: fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
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Snake 1 : Bhow bhow bhow......
Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat pe, mujhe pata tha fake ID bnake aya hai tu....
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