People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHE...
Tarak Mehata Ka Oolta Chashma Special
Posted on 02:30 by Unknown
Jethalal :- Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin meri Jali,
Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali,
Chura Ke Dil Mera, Babita Chali.
Jethalal :- Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti... Wah wah...
Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti... Wah wah…
To TAPUDA teri mummy DAYA nhi BABITA hoti
Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti
Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti
Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobbat mein Warna
Gori BABITA . . AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti ;)
Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he... Wah wah...
Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he... Wah wah...
Jethalal k dukan...
Romantic SMS Romantic...
Posted on 02:31 by Unknown
SMS She sends the following message:-
My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears
I love you
He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I sen...
How to do BUSINESS
Posted on 02:41 by Unknown
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then ok ............... ............ Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the WorldBank.
Bill Gates: Then ok................ ............... ......Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President:No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President:Then ok!
This is BUSINESS :P
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Smart Girl
Posted on 02:37 by Unknown
Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti thi.
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"..
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Phir maine unki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise?
Girl: Jab kisi ki death ho jati to main un k Gaal kheench kkehti.
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI".. :...
English medium family
Posted on 02:35 by Unknown
English medium family..
Son: Mom u lied to me, :/
Mom: When my son? :O
Son: U said my younger sister is"nannhi pari" :S
Mom: yes she is.. o.O
Son: So why she didn't fly when i threw her from our balcony? ^.^
Mom: tera beda garak ho jaye kuttya, kamineya, mar jayen tu.. kithey sutteyaeee meri pari nu....
Shayar Student
Posted on 02:22 by Unknown
(Kavi ka beta School Mai :P.)
Teacher :- what is Noun?
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Student :- Arz karta hoon,
.
Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king,
Wah wah...
Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein King.
.
Noun is a Name Of any person place or thing. :...
The Great Pappu
Posted on 02:19 by Unknown
The Great Pappu
Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha.. . . .
Usne socha mein facebook ka pasword kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu.. .
Usne password rakha "INCORRECT" . .
Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta Computer usey khud bata deta
Ur password is "Incorrect" :...
Husband shocked...
Posted on 02:18 by Unknown
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife..
but
Accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. ..
Think what is reply ..
Don't Know ?
Okk Must Read
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck...
Teacher v/s Pappu
Posted on 02:17 by Unknown
Teacher v/s Pappu
Teacher at class:" suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga, sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/- le k aana
Pappu:" saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai, Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai..
matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge, matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne..
Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge, aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta..
chal bhai ghar chalte hai...
Jokey thoughts
Posted on 01:58 by Unknown
Thoughts
Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!
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There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.
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My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.
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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet.
Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out.
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Why...
Fekne ki hadd....
Posted on 05:33 by Unknown
Fekne ki hadd.... Girls pure din bhar m apni 100 pic click krengi.. or fir unme se 99 delete karengi or bacha huaa 1 photo upload karke kahengi " aise he baithi hui thi kisni ne click kr di"...hadd h yaar...
Jab Bhi Koi Bachha Paida Hota H..
Posted on 05:32 by Unknown
Jab Bhi Koi Bachha Paida Hota Hai To Sare Khandaan Wale Use Dekhne Aate Hai . . Bachhe Ka Baap Bete Ko God Mein Utha Ke Bolta Hai :- “Mere Bete Ka Chehra To Mera Pe Gaya Hai” . . Maa Pyar Se Dekh Kar Bolti Hai:-“Iss Ki Aankhein Mere Pe Gayi Hai” . . Bachhe Ke Mama Dekh Ke Bolta Hai :- “Is Ke Haath Paon To Bilkul Mere Par Gaye Hai” . . Chacha Bhi Dekhta Hai Aur Bolta Hai:- “Arey Iski Muskurahat To Bilkul Mere Jaisi Hai" . . . Phir Jab Wohi Bachha Bada Ho Kar Ladkiyaan Chedta Hai To Sare Khandan Wale Kehte Hai :- . “Pata Nahi Ye Kameena Kispe Gaya...
Time dekhne ka new way
Posted on 05:23 by Unknown
Time dekhne ka new way
2 student raat me padhte huye
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1st : kitne baje hai yaar....??
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2nd : ne patthar uthakar samne wale ghar me mara.
1 aunty nikli aur boli: kamino ab to so
jao raat ke 2 baje bhi cricket khel rahe h...
How to Impress a girl now a days
Posted on 05:22 by Unknown
How to Impress a girl now a days
3 boys proposed a girl1st: Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta huGirl: Wo to sab kehte hain2nd: Mai tumhare liye chand taare todkar la sakta huGirl: Purana dialogue hai3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaungaGirl: Ankho me ansu k sath Pagalitna chahta hai mujhe....
Girl v/s Boy
Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?Boy:HaanGirl:To Phir Muje chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya doBoy:Tera Ashiq Hun, Rajnikant Ka Beta Nahi..------------------------------------------------
Husband v/s WifeHusband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?Husband: Tum ko kese pata?Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya t...
BOOKS BAND
Posted on 23:54 by Unknown
Calling friends 1 day before Exam :You :"Kuttey, Saale kitna kar liya?"Friend 1 :"Yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayi bas 1 bachi hai !":D ...You (Dissapointed & worried)calling 2nd friend :"kitna kar liya oye..?"Friend 2:"1-5 unit poora syllabus finish. Revision bachi hai bas..!";) ...You ( dissapointed again & now more worried..!)You (to your best friend) : "kitna kar liya yaar"Best frnd :"bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai :)"You :"oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa .."Awesome feeling comes instantly ♥No disappointment,...
POTENTIALITY VS REALITY.......
Posted on 01:39 by Unknown
18+++++ POTENTIALITY VS REALITY.......
Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the diffrence between Potentiality and Reality?
Dad: I will show you.
Dad turns 2 his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course..... I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks his sister in low, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Sister in low: Wow..... Yes! He is my fantasy.
So Dad turns 2 his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder...
Letter to bill gates
Ek Baar Admin ne Bill Gates ko letter likhta hSir,... Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne H...1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?2. Windows Main START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nahi3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga?4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to Computer Q Maangta Hy?Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banatay...
Khul k Maze lo
Posted on 04:10 by Unknown
America ka baap
Santa : Maine apne bete ka naam America rakha hai.
.
... banta: wo kyun?
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Santa: main duniya ko batana chahta hun ke main America ka baap hun.
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Girl chatting with a boy
Girl: Hi baby.
Boy: Hiii honey...(sending failed)
Girl: R u there???
Boy: Yes yes…im here… (sending failed)
Girl:...
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