Killer shayari

Killer shayaris are back...

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

Kisi ko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Kisi ko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber...

Teri adao pe main waari waari, Teri adao pe main waari waari
Dial 139 for railway enquiry...

Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf, Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo, Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoorki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan... mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna... Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!

Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach.. Romeo ne juliet se kahaek sach..
Asali masale sach sach MDH... MDH ...!

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss, 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks

Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..

Jokes Ka Mela

Boy to Dr. - my girlfriend is pregnant but i used protection

Dr. - 1 kahani suno. . . .
1 shikari 1 din Gun ki jagah umbrella le gya,
achanak lion samne aaya to
usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya. . . . . .
lion wahi mar gya ! ! !

Boy- impossible ! goli kisi aur ne mari hogi !

Dr. - EXACTLY...

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Baap (Bahot Gusse me):" Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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 Beta (Proudly):" Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye..
 Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Sher dowarty hooye aa raha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha to dar gya, or apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo to mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,
lekin wo to jaanwar hai na, usko kia pata

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Father:"Tumhare Result Ka Kya Hua.. ??
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Pappu:"Headmster Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya,
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Father:"Aur Tum.. ??
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Pappu:"Doctor Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya,
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Father:"Aur Tumhara Result Kaisa Aaya.. ??
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Pappu:"Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya,
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Father:"Kamine Main Tera Puchh Raha Hu..
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Papu:"To Aap Kaunse Rajnikant Ho, Aapka Beta Bhi Fail Hai...

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Teacher : How Old are You ?

Student : Check the Register ..

Teacher : wer r u frm ?

Student : Check in school Info..

Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?

Student : Ask My Heart

Teacher : stupid ..wer is ur Heart ?

Student : Ask Ur daughter !!

Teacher shocked !!!!


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Girl:" Mujhe is tarah se propose karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho..
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Boy:" (slapped the girl) kamini, i love u
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Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle mujhse aur tabah karde Mujhe...

Banta to Santa..

Banta:" Yaar Santa Maan lo tum bus me safar kar rahe ho..
Tumhare pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai..
Itteffak se gaana zor se baj raha hai..
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue tune bhi bade smartly trick se
gaane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di...
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Aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala..
jab tum utarne lage to tumne dekha
sab tumko ghoor rahe hai
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Aur achaanak tumko yaad aaya ki.. .
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Gaana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha..

Samajdar wife

Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.!!
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Husband: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai.!!
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Wife: Pata Hai,
Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke
Pehle Wali Me Laga Diya Hai.!!

New way to propose a girl

3 boys proposed a girl
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1st:" Mai tmhare lye apni jaan de skta hu..
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Girl:" Wo to sab kehte hain..
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2nd:" Mai tmhare liye chand tare tor kar la sakta hu..
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Girl:" Purana dailouge hai..
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3rd:" Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1.ltr Petrol dalwaunga
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Girl:" Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe...

Funny Jokes

1admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya.Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey diya
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He knows that story,;-)
Man: "Nahi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha
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Devi:" abe gadhe, dho le isey....teri hi potty lagi hai ispe............

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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...

moral-ladkiyon pr kbhi bharosa na karna
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Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..??
Student : Google is a Girl.....
because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting..... 
and you ask only one question.....
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds..
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Cute dadagiri.....
Child prayed god..
'plz give me a cycle' but he didnt get 
Next day he stole a ganesh statue & wrote letter 2 shiv....
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"agar bacha chaiye to cycle lekar mandir ajana"
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Husband Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho.. ??
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Wife:"When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart,
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it starts beating faster & increased output is trans mitted to adrenals which start secreting glucon to increase blood glucose level & to combatthis emergency, 
Pituitary output also increases which raises blood estrogen level, Causing vasodilation and I look PINK...
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MORAL:"Jyada padhi likhi biwi romance ki mummy-didi ek kar deti hai..


Funny joke

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho'

Par Usne

Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya
Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa,
SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya.
MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa......

....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi...

Funny girls...

2 gals chatting..........

1st: yesterday me n my bf went for a date. I knew today was the big nite..

2nd: really ? Wow. What hapnd next?..

1st: He took me to his apartment. He kissed me gently and groped me from behind.

2nd: Wo www... then?

1st: Then he put his hand inside my skirt and caressed me down there.

2nd: You are so lucky.. what next??

1st: He then unbuttoned the first button of my new red top that I got from pantaloons the day before..

2nd: U got a new top?..

1st: Yes it was on sale. I even bought a jeans..

2nd: Is the sale still on?..

1st: Yes come let's go shopping...

For All Married Couples

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD.
He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

One Mind Blowing Interview

Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I ...am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!

Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it .. What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much of money”.(The baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering. Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.

Candidate : No, no… I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing ‘lower’ education it self was so much of pain!!

Interviewer : Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?

Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platforms. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?

Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate : It is a common sense – C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up w it h a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?

Candidate : My general experience about projects is – most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words like – ‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hot fixes’, ‘SEI-CMM’, ‘quality’, ‘version control’, ‘deadlines’ , ‘Customer Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate : Not much. 1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.. 2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent. 3. I believe in flexi-timings. 4. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans. 5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork. 6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don’t mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don’t have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS. The fellow was appointed in a newly created section ‘Stress Management’ in the HRD of Infosys. So Excellence is not the only thing Needed. Its the Unique Quality of a Person which can let anyone to Success. Work on Your own Field rather then following somebody else's Path Share this Story with your Friends and Inspire People

What Indian advertisements taught me.???

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.

2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.

4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.

5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!

6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.

7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.

8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!

9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10

10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.

11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.

12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.

13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.

14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.

15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.

16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.

17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.

18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.

19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.

And, finally this

20. Mutualfund investments are subject to market risks please read the offer document carefully before investing.

Funny jokes

Ek aadmi ko raaste mai patthar mila Us par likha tha...
isse palat do, kuch ban jaoge....
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 Jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf likha  tha..
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 '"Mubarak ho tum chutiya Ban Gaye'".

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Arz kiya he........
Gaur Farmaiyega...
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

Ek aur......
Ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki
woh girl friend ki mummy thi..

Ek aur....
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko.
Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,
bomb se udaa do saale ko.

Bus last.....
Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
tujhe to mein zinda dafnaunga....
ha ha ha ha....

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Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar
jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:" 300 rupees..
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Engineer:" Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye
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Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:" Mareez koi nahi hai pagal,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aurtu 300 me le aaya... Hahahaha

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After Result - Girls Reaction

Ladki 1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91%
Ladki 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar revise karne k Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number ??
Ladki 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath ,,,
Ladki 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) - sirf 94%?? kahan kami rahgayi ,,..?

After Result - Boys Reaction when they talk to each other

boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar..poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace .. hahahahaha
boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye... warna To band bajj gaya tha..hahahahaha
boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha.. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, Muje to yakin hi nhi ho raha ki me pass ho gaya,, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. hahaha ha

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A man is sitting next to a woman who's trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus.

The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, "If you don't suck, I shall give it to the uncle next to me".

The baby still refuses.

After about 20 mins, the woman repeats the 'threat'.

The man clears his throat & says: "Look, madam, you better make up your mind. I was suppose to get off six bus-stops ago"

Funny Jokes, Fun, Masti or Mazaak...

Girl:" Remove my top
Justin bieber:" did it...
Girl:" now remove my skirt
Justin bieber:" did it...
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Girl:" I will kill you justin if you wear my clothes again... !!

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1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1
Bandar choda Gaya.Aur Elaan hua ki jo 1 min. meBandar ko pehchan kar lega use $100,000 milenge...

Pehle Obama gaya Par fail hogaya...

Fir George bush gaya lekin nakaam raha...

Finally Manmohan singh gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aya..

Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se manmohan se pucha aapne kaise pata kara ?

Manmohan - Main pinjre me gaya or kaha ki agle election me "VOTE" mujhe dena.....to sirf ek ne kaha
"GHANTA LE LE MERA"

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Pappu Ne Mummy Se Puchha : Ye Girlfriend Kya Hoti Hai.

Mummy : Beta Jo Tu Achchha Ladka Hoga To Jab Tu Bada Ho Jayega Tab Tumhe Ek Girlfriend Milegi.

Pappu : But Mummy Agar Main Achchha Nahi Bana To..?

Mummy : To Tumhe Bahot Saari Milegi... !!

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Ladki mandir me:" Hey Bhagawan..
Kisi samajhdar ladke ko mera boyfriend bana do..

Bhagawan:" Ghar chali ja beti... !!
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Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend nahi banate..

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Modern proposal with a sexy response

Girl:- I love you baby marry me.
Boy:- Sex karna hai toh bolna khali peeli kyu muje zindagi bhar tadpana chahti hai... !!

Wrong Number...

HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh
SERVANT picked the phone.

HUSBAND: Memsab se baat karao
SERVANT: Wo to Sahab ke sath kamre
HUSBAND: Par Sahab to mai hoon
SERVANT: Ab me kya karu?
HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko Mai hold karta hoon

After killing..
SERVANT: Lasho ka kya karu?
HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool me phek ke bhaag jaa
SERVANT: Par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number...

Smart boss...

In a factory.....!!
A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly...
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time,
This is ur 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left............
Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Courier Boy Sir"..
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Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!

Insaniyat par se vishvas

Ek din, Ek chor pappu ke ghar me chori krne k liye gya...
Tijori pe likha tha:
"Todne ki zrurat nahi hai"

564 button dabao, khul jayegi...

Jaise hi chor ne 564 button dabaya thodi der me police aa gayi...

Chor:" maa kasam aaj to insaniyat parse vishvas hi uth gya...

IMPROVE YOUR G.K.

1. National Sister:" Mamta Banerjee,
2. National Girlfriend:" Sunny Leone,
3. National Tension:" Salman Khan's marriage,
4. National Bachelor:" Rahul Gandhi,
5. National Dehshat:" Sequel of Ra.One,
6. National food:" Kasam,
7. National Struggler:" Abhishek Bachchan,
8. National Judge:" Archana Puran Singh,
9. National Mom:" Sonia Gandhi,
10. National Book:" Face Book,
11. National Robot:" Manmohan Singh.!!
12.National God:" Sachin Tendulkar
13.National T.V. Show:" C.I.D..
14.National Common Man:" Anna Hazare
15.National Tiger:" Narendra Modi

Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha...

Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila. sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai..
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or Usse roz baaten krne laga......

Uski Biwi ko shak huwa. Ek din uski gair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aksh dekh kr
boli: "Acha to ye hai wo Churail jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy"...

Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Buddhi hy, jaldi marr jayegi"..

Facebook se aaya sudhaar

Jab Se India Mein"Facebook"Aaya hai.
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Bohat sari Changes Hui hai.
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1. Sadko Pe Jahgda Bandh, Ab Pages Pe Gali Galonch Hotihai.
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2. Couples Garden Chorrhk FB inbox Mein Milte hai..And Smiles Kisses Replaced by Emotions..
Muwaahhh, Ha ha he.., Rofl, Lolz, Lmao etc !
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3. Ab Politcals Social Issues facebook Pe Aa gaye ...
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4. Ladke Ab Nukkadh Pe Nahi, Pages Pe Ladkiyan Chedte hai ...
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JAI HO FACEBOOK Padhega India,
Tab He Toh Badhega India

It should be..

Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye... local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai !

Relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye... Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai !

Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye... Caring toh nurse b hai !

Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye... bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai !

Wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !!

Ladka sensitive hona chahiye... emotions toh wtsap main bhi hai !!

Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye... Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai !!

Air condition cooling dena chahiye... hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai !!

Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa... Dish toh har ghar k kitchen me hote he !!

Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye... unlimited toh mera data plan bhi h !!

Cement to pure honi chahiye... strong to apni dosti bhi hai !!

Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye... Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !!

Ladki sweeet honi chaiye... tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain !!

Ladka smart hona chahiye... ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai !!

Laadki me sense of humor hona chahiye... SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !!

Ladki asli me ladki honi chahiye... Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai !!

Baal Swing honi chahiye... Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai !!

Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye... kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai !!

Bachha .ek hi paida hona chaiye... twins toh tower bhi hai !!

Exams mei fail hona chaiye... pass to train ka bhi hai !!

Insan me atma sanman hona chahie... jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai !!

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de... !!

Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna

Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna
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Dosto
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Kyun ki
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Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha

Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha

Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
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Or End Me

Halat Kar Deti Hain FAKEER Ki Tarha. :P :D