Wrong Number...

HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh
SERVANT picked the phone.

HUSBAND: Memsab se baat karao
SERVANT: Wo to Sahab ke sath kamre
HUSBAND: Par Sahab to mai hoon
SERVANT: Ab me kya karu?
HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko Mai hold karta hoon

After killing..
SERVANT: Lasho ka kya karu?
HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool me phek ke bhaag jaa
SERVANT: Par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number...

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