Jokes Ka Mela

Boy to Dr. - my girlfriend is pregnant but i used protection

Dr. - 1 kahani suno. . . .
1 shikari 1 din Gun ki jagah umbrella le gya,
achanak lion samne aaya to
usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya. . . . . .
lion wahi mar gya ! ! !

Boy- impossible ! goli kisi aur ne mari hogi !

Dr. - EXACTLY...

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Baap (Bahot Gusse me):" Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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 Beta (Proudly):" Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye..
 Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Sher dowarty hooye aa raha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha to dar gya, or apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo to mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,
lekin wo to jaanwar hai na, usko kia pata

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Father:"Tumhare Result Ka Kya Hua.. ??
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Pappu:"Headmster Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya,
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Father:"Aur Tum.. ??
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Pappu:"Doctor Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya,
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Father:"Aur Tumhara Result Kaisa Aaya.. ??
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Pappu:"Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya,
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Father:"Kamine Main Tera Puchh Raha Hu..
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Papu:"To Aap Kaunse Rajnikant Ho, Aapka Beta Bhi Fail Hai...

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Teacher : How Old are You ?

Student : Check the Register ..

Teacher : wer r u frm ?

Student : Check in school Info..

Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?

Student : Ask My Heart

Teacher : stupid ..wer is ur Heart ?

Student : Ask Ur daughter !!

Teacher shocked !!!!


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Girl:" Mujhe is tarah se propose karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho..
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Boy:" (slapped the girl) kamini, i love u
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Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle mujhse aur tabah karde Mujhe...

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