Funny Jokes

1admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya.Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey diya
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He knows that story,;-)
Man: "Nahi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha
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Devi:" abe gadhe, dho le isey....teri hi potty lagi hai ispe............
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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...

moral-ladkiyon pr kbhi bharosa na karna

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Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..??

Student : Google is a Girl.....

because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting..... 

and you ask only one question.....

but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds..

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Cute dadagiri.....

Child prayed god..

'plz give me a cycle' but he didnt get 

Next day he stole a ganesh statue & wrote letter 2 shiv....

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"agar bacha chaiye to cycle lekar mandir ajana"

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Husband Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho.. ??

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Wife:"When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart,

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it starts beating faster & increased output is trans mitted to adrenals which start secreting glucon to increase blood glucose level & to combatthis emergency, 

Pituitary output also increases which raises blood estrogen level, Causing vasodilation and I look PINK...

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MORAL:"Jyada padhi likhi biwi romance ki mummy-didi ek kar deti hai..