Ek Pahalwaan or Conductor

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong tha, bus
me ja raha tha..
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Conductor:" Bhaisahab Ticket
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Pahalwaan:" ham Ticket nahi liya karte..
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Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuch kar na saka, par
vo ye baat dil pe le gaya aur gym join kar liya..
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Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aur pahalwaan bolta
ham ticket nhi lete
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Aise 6 months nikal gye...
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Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda ho gya...
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Agle Din conductor:" Bhai ticket lele..
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Pahalwaan:" Hum ticket nhi lete..
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Conductor:" chaati dikhate hue "Q nhi leta bey ??
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Pahalwaan:" Pass banwa rakha hai, isliye nhi leta..