Husband & Wife

Wife: I love you baby...!
Husband: (softly) I love you too..!!
Wife: Aise kyun bola...! ??
Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha...!!
Wife: Doston ke saath toh bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hidrame karte ho...!
Husband: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai...!!
Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega toh 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi..!
Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas...!!
Wife: Mere saath hi yeh sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi hai...! ??
Husband: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho...!! ?
Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga...!
Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya...!!??
Wife: (khud confused) Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi toh mein kya bolun...!
Husband: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe upset ho?? Batao...!!
Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai...!
Husband: Mere saath toh tum ho...!!
Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi...!
Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, yeh toh bata do...!!
Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte...!
Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi...!!
Wife: i want Divorce...!
Husband: Hmmmm ok...!!
Wife: (gone crazy) Haan, yehi chahte ho tum toh, fir tum jo marzi kar sako...!
Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha...!!
Wife: Itni problem thi toh bola kyun nahi, mein khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se...!
Husband: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti toh bata do...!!
Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab mein chali jaungi...!
Husband: Acha, toh mein wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka...!!
Wife: Tum serious kab hoge...! ??
Husband: Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun serious hone ke liye...!!?
Wife: Go to hell...!
Husband: Don't call me again...!!
AFTER 3 HOURS..
Wife: Tumhe pata hai na mein tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu,sorry i love you my baby...!
Husband: (Sab bhool kar) Acha, i love you tooo...!!
Wife: upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!!

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