Teacher v/s Pappu

Teacher v/s Pappu
Teacher at class:" suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga, sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/- le k aana

Pappu:" saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai, Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai..
matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge, matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne..
Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge, aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta..
chal bhai  ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana.. Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya...

Pappu to mom:" Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai...