Girl v/s Boy
Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?

Boy:Haan

Girl:To Phir Muje chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do

Boy:Tera Ashiq Hun, Rajnikant Ka Beta Nahi..
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Husband v/s Wife
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha